saw something on facebook that really pissed me off because I worked at McDonalds for three years.
"she loved me unconditionally. she forgave me."
who picked this stock photo.
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
cat wants to be held tight
it’s important to hug cats
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Yes. We would.
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf