i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

Ask me about my body. (¬‿¬)

  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
  • Brain: Anything you want to ask
That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
(via 1128pm)

random promo :)



I felt like doing a promo, since I reached 3.4K  ♡

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  • first 4 get screenshot promos :)

I think I’ll post this a bit later, if you guys want to reblog it.


the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit 

Sometimes it’s best to pretend the show ended before the series finale

Fans everywhere (via randomstuffilike1995)

It doesn’t even matter what the show is

(via yankeecountess)


when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like




I’ve been really angsty on twitter lately

you’ve been wonderfully accurate on twitter lately



*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”


How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan