what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
It’s very sad when a TV show that you used to love reaches the point where, instead of getting all excited and praising the writers and plots and characters for hours, the best thing you can honestly say when someone asks you about it is, “Well, hopefully they won’t fuck it up TOO badly…”
What is your ultimate fantasy?
Leviathans are so distinctly foreign to Purgatory. Everyone else is coated in grime and sweat and filth, but Leviathan’s sharp black suits actively repel the earth. That they are so alien to their own kingdom is just extraordinary to me.
flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins